15 Lakh Mila Kya?

“The one time a political party accidentally coined its own opposition's favourite insult. It's still in use a decade later.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Bullet Train Abhi Bhi “Aa Rahi Hai”?

“Still faster than most Indian trains. Just not faster than the deadline kept outrunning it.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Kisan Ki Aay Double Hui Kya?

“57.6% is a genuinely solid raise. It is not, in any language, what the word “double” means.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Sabka Ghar Ban Gaya?

“Turns out “All” meant about half, eventually, depending which state you live in.” Padhiye & share kariye →

India Sach Mein ODF Ho Gaya?

“Going from 23% to under 1% is a genuinely huge achievement. It is also not the same thing as zero.” Padhiye & share kariye →

5 Trillion Wali Economy Kahan Hai?

“Every time someone restates this target, it quietly moves a few years further into the future.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Black Money Khatam Hua?

“Ask people to hand in their black money, then act surprised when 99% of it comes back white.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Sabke Ghar Bijli Aa Gayi?

“Every village got electricity. Not every house did.” Padhiye & share kariye →

OROP Poora Mila?

“Same name, quietly swapped definition. Call it the pension equivalent of shrinkflation.” Padhiye & share kariye →

100 Smart Cities Ban Gaye?

“90% of the projects got done. 18% of the cities can say they're actually finished.” Padhiye & share kariye →

40 Crore Log Skilled Hue?

“The easiest way to hit a target is to stop mentioning it.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Ganga Saaf Ho Gayi?

“Good news: you can bathe in it. Best not to ask what the original five-year plan assumed you'd be doing by 2021.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Har Ghar Mein Jal Aaya?

“80% of homes have a tap now. Whether water reliably comes out of it is a separate, quieter conversation.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Manufacturing 25% Wala Target Kahan Hai?

“A decade of “Make in India” moved the manufacturing share of GDP by less than 3 points. At that pace, 25% arrives sometime after most of us retire.” Padhiye & share kariye →

One Tax Ya Paanch Tax?

“One Nation, One Tax, and then a footnote with four more tax rates in it.” Padhiye & share kariye →

50 Crore Logon Ko Cover Mila?

“Included here so this site can't be accused of only counting the bad news. Credit where it's due.” Padhiye & share kariye →

175 GW Wali Green Energy Kahan Hai?

“Missed the target, so the target quietly got bigger categories to hide in.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Gas Cylinder Mila? Hai Himmat To Bhara Ke Dikha

“A gas connection in every kitchen. Gas in the cylinder: optional, and mostly not there.” Padhiye & share kariye →

37 KM Per Din Wali Baat Kahan Gayi?

“Cherry-pick your best day at the gym, call it your daily average forever.” Padhiye & share kariye →

22 AIIMS Mein Se Kitne Chal Rahe Hain?

“Somewhere between “sanctioned” and “opened,” a lot of these AIIMS just stopped moving.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Beti Bachao Ka Score Card Kya Kehta Hai?

“A national average can improve while the two states the campaign was launched in get worse. That's not a contradiction, just a spreadsheet trick.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Hawai Chappal Wale Ka Jahaz Kahan Hai?

“Turns out getting off the ground was the hard part, for about a third of these routes, literally.” Padhiye & share kariye →

12 Crore Kisano Ko Paisa Mila?

“Nearly 3 crore farmers short of the promised universe, and the shortfall is growing, not shrinking.” Padhiye & share kariye →

Fasal Bima Ka Paisa Time Pe Aata Hai?

“Eventually getting paid and getting paid on time are not the same promise, even if they use the same rupee figures.” Padhiye & share kariye →